Yo! I'm graduated or something like that. Or I graduated. Some people make "graduate" passive but, from an not-very-extensive google search, the passive form is incorrect and an "abomination," according to some guy on the interwebs. So you know it's legit. I don't like speaking in the passive. I think it sound weak. Unless you're using it for an intentional creative purpose, which I'm not. I could though. As if I were implying that I was forced to graduate by some strong-armed academic suit who refused to let me be a student forever, just for funsies. But I'm not. So, I graduated. In light of that startling fact, I drew something. I used crayons. Well, I used one Crayola crayon. I felt, given the subject matter, that using a child's writing/drawing utensil was fitting.
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Like. A. Boss. I'm totally breaking out my Indiana Jones Legos and having an all-out war against those damn Nazis (and those damn snakes!).
Also, on a totally unrelated note, I got cat-called while walking to my apartment. By walking to my apartment, I mean, walking from my car to my front door. You'd think that there wouldn't be enough time or distance to get cat-called 20 yards from your door but you'd be wrong. So, Mr. Landscaper, the rolling of your R's might be real fine but that doesn't me I will be ti amor. Neither will I be your mamacita.
Question: can one ever have too much "Say Yes to the Dress"? Answer: yes. Ladies trying on wedding dresses and crying because, omgwtfbbq, they totally look just like a princess. Weep. You know what you can never have too much of? "Swamp People" Yes, "Swamp People" is a show about the very underrated world of alligator hunting. For 44 minutes, we get to be part of the action, watching almost unintelligible Southern gents (everyone gets subtitles on this show) shoot gators in the head and lug their big, fat, raccoon-filled carcasses onto too-small boats and then sell the dead and sometimes leaking beasts. So the answer is, I'd rather watch some dudes in the bayou shoot gators than pretty ladies with too much make-up try on satin dresses. (I know you guys totally wanted to know that. You were waited with baited breath, thinking, 'What does Alicia like to watch more, "Say Yes" or "Swamp People?"' So, dear readers, now you know.)
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