IT'S THE FINAL COUNTDOWN!!!!!

And now, dear children, we come to our last installment of The Batman chronicles. When last we left our hero, he was picking on the Captain America and his own charge, Robin. Tonight, the Batman comes face to face with someone who may just be more mean than he. A man with a real chip on his shoulder and a hefty anger management problem. But first . . . 


The Batman and Spiderman

There he is, folks, being a jag. The Batman doesn't like your powers, Peter Parker, or how you got them. I mean, come on, a spider?! It's kinda lame. Admit it. I grant you, it isn't as lame as the idea of Two Face. A man, who once fought for justice, falls  halfway into a vat of acid, which, as luck would inevitably have it, turned him into an insane monster who relies on a two headed coin to make the judgment of who lives and who dies. [Note: that previous sentence must be said in the voice of the moviefone guy, you know the one, with the deep voice and awesome inflection. yeah, that guy.] I've never liked Spiderman. Although, he is becoming an interweb sensation. I don't know how many of you flit on over to memebase.com, but you should. In fact, you should go here, specifically, Superhero Memes. It features a lot of Spiderman. I don't know why. Spiderman is a scrawny runt that shoots web from his hands. How does that work? He must, after being bitten, develop holes in his wrists that excrete sticky webbing. Gross. Only a teenaged boy would think of that. Also, forgive me for half-assing Spiderman's costume. I was not drawing on those lines on his suit. I am not that talented. 

And now, the moment you've all been waiting for. The final scene. The scene to end all scenes. Featuring my two favorite superheroes of all time. Of. All. Time. 

HAHAhahahahahaha! It's funny, right?! Because Wolverine is even more mean, crass, cold-hearted and conflicted that the Batman. And now I have the X-Men theme song (from the cartoon) and Europe's "Final Countdown" vying for top spot in my brain. I guess Europe won since I have travelled to YouTube in search of a wicked video of the song made by some random guy. Oh God, this video is so awesome. I'm gonna link it. Terribly awesome video. It has the lyrics so you can sing along and it has stills of the moon. Riveting. Now, I'm thinking of GOB (from Arrested Development) and his magic tricks. Oops, I mean, illusions.